All-time records: Smiling Assassins
 
Smiling Assassins
NameRecordDetailsSeason
Most League wins35-2
Most League defeats36-29
Longest League winning sequence29-14
Longest League unbeaten sequence57-14
Longest League losing sequence28-30
Highest League Cup roundFinalScottish Cup3
Highest roundSemi-finalsIAG Super Cup13
Highest Inter Cup roundFinalSilver Vase2
Highest attendance28,640 25
Biggest win6-0vs London FC36
Worst defeat0-5vs Sweaty-co Madrid44
Highest transfer fee paid16,611,661Carlin Neville from Norfolk Enchants21
Highest transfer fee received13,750,000Jamie Warren to Alexandra Reds14