All-time records: Sweaty Plonkers
 
Sweaty Plonkers
NameRecordDetailsSeason
Most League wins34-14
Most League defeats32-1
Longest League winning sequence16-14
Longest League unbeaten sequence18-14
Longest League losing sequence23-1
Highest League Cup roundRound 4-15
Highest roundRound 4IAG Super Cup32
Highest Inter Cup roundQuarter-finalsBronze Goblet15
Highest attendance10,000 57
Biggest win6-0vs Hoof Hearted FC47
Worst defeat0-5vs Iron Hammers2
Highest transfer fee paid2,750,100Luz De la Cruz from Makai City14
Highest transfer fee received9,300,000Russell Orpen to The Lamps9