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Interesting Names
I think I may have found the longest name in this game.

One of my youth coach applicants has the wonderful name of:

Nzarbarimb Kabemgelebudimbu.

Excellent spot!

Whereas my physio is too cool for a surname - the mysterious Michael m....

brilliant name

Another great name. This week I had Avimelekh Azhishchenkov apply for a job as Ass. Manager.

Not quite long enough, but would have been a good challenger had I not found Nzarbarimb Kabemgelebudimbu last week.

My scouts found an interestingly named youth recently, he's called "A Tree"

Attributes are very appropriate for his name:

Mental :58 - fairly high - So if anyone puts in any hard challenges, he won't react.
Physical :33 - average - Only 13 years old, but will grow stronger as he gets older.
Height : medium - But will grow taller as he gets older.
Technical : 1 - awful - as expected for "a tree".

I would think that most folk would leave this one alone, rather than branching out into acquiring such a budding star....

I agree, I don't think he'd be a very poplar signing, even though he may grow, I will fir sure, leave him alone.

I think that?s a little unfir Roland. He may have roots in your area.
Imagine the commentary on one of your games:
? He?s through, it?s A Tree, he branches out down the wing. They try to chop him down, Goal, he?s planted one in the net!
Etc etc

Oakay, I hadn't twigged that he had roots in the area.

If I'd known that, I wood have given him a chance.

Nah you cant leaf this one.

The little sap will be pining for his parents now

God, it's ages since we've had a good pun thread,

But reading this lot, I'm just sycamore tree puns...

Roland, not to worry! He was all bark and no bite,,, not very treemendous

Absolutely fantastic. Made me laugh out loud.

With a name like that, you should probably check out if he has a criminal record, as the copse might be after him.

Halibut.

That post's a bit fishy al...

Yes Almahaza, that comment was a bit out of plaice