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Originally posted by porkpie
90 Rated 31 year old goal machine that will accept at least a 4 year deal up for grabs in Brazil.
He's listed for 24.5 million.
Has 3 kids, 2 boys aged 5 and 8, and a 2 year old girl. He has been with his current partner for 12 years, but they are not married.
They live in a 4 bed terraced house 2 miles from Wearside Athletics training ground.
His parents were killed in a boating accident when he was just 5 years old. He was brought up by a pack of wild dogs. This is why his is a bit of an animal on the pitch.
Nicknames are Fido, Max and Toto.
Just a brief description of the player that Wearside Athletic currently have on the transfer market.
Oh and he has bids, hopefully being brought up by dogs doesn't put buyers off as he likes to mark his territory.