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Pieroantonio Battiglia
90 Rated 31 year old goal machine that will accept at least a 4 year deal up for grabs in Brazil.

He's listed for 24.5 million.

Has 3 kids, 2 boys aged 5 and 8, and a 2 year old girl. He has been with his current partner for 12 years, but they are not married.

They live in a 4 bed terraced house 2 miles from Wearside Athletics training ground.

His parents were killed in a boating accident when he was just 5 years old. He was brought up by a pack of wild dogs. This is why his is a bit of an animal on the pitch.

Nicknames are Fido, Max and Toto.

Just a brief description of the player that Wearside Athletic currently have on the transfer market.


Oh and he has bids, hopefully being brought up by dogs doesn't put buyers off as he likes to mark his territory.

finally, a proper listing although there is no mention of food (in)tolerances as such things affected the likes of Lukaku?

Superb.

It's a grey area, as his upbringing meant he ate everything.

A sad indictment of IAG's cost of living crisis if one of the highest paid players in the game can only afford a terrace

Yes but Wearside Athletic are based in an area that is on par with Monaco and the likes.

I hate to think what poor Archie Onions is having to slum it in.

Currently living in a 1 bed flat in Tyneside. I feel for the lad as there's no utilities and the smell is supposedly really bad.

I've heard that Daniel Thirlwell is a close family friend from Dundee who sometimes drops by some of his mother's famous lasagne. Helps to keep food on the table for poor Archie.