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Originally posted by ElGanador
Clicked the Promote Button.
Let's see...... I'll be anxious all day now!
Oh! Stuart Dixon. What a thing of beauty,
Wrapped in bubble wrap and cotton wool, Stuart arrived today at MERs training ground and showed his immense potential. All 90s FA, with the lowest being 94 (ignoring loyalty - he's had three girlfriends in the last five minutes).
Sadly, he won't be around long enough to see this club transform, but he will pay for it.
I shall list him immediately!
